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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Too Fat
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Instead of "meow," says "moo"
Takes 3 days to lick himself
Always stuck in the cat door
Has nine lives and ten chins
He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney
Have to get special extra-large flea collars from "Big & Tall Feline"
Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball - wow, that is one fat cat
Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops delivering
When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your autograph, Mr. Gore?"
Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil
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When you go to the vet, receptionist says "Sorry, we don't treat walruses"

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Only chases mice to get their delicious cheese

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Coughs up hairballs the size of ottomans

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Every scratching post you bring home, he eats

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Caught him trying to deep fry your poodle

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