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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Needs a Bath
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Even his fleas have fleas
He's sweating right through his adorable monkey sailor suit
Your daily horoscope reads, "Today is a great day to wash your monkey"
Tries to cover up odor by wearing too much monkey aftershave
Even the really slutty monkey next door refuses to groom him
Town's sign reads "Home of the Rancid Baboon Stench"
You purchase so much Lysol, they put you on the board of directors
Threatening note thrown through your window tied to a banana
Been offered the cover of next month's "Smelly Monkey Magazine"
He smells like Andy Dick
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