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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Top Ten JetBlue Excuses
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Pilot's judgement was impaired from long day of drinking
Passenger never requested a non-lavatory seat
It wasn't just any toilet -- it was our exclusive "Admiral's Toilet"
That thar seat-countin' is hard
It was either there or the overhead compartment
If we didn't lock him in the bathroom, he probably would have complained about that!
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
We thought he was the Federal Toilet Marshall
C'mon, it's still better than Amtrak
Honestly, we assumed the plane would never take off
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