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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Joe Torre Quit
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Yankees wanted to pay him in Radio Shack gift certificates
Got caught stealing Rosin bags
Joining cast of the Broadway musical "Legally Blonde"
Wants to manage a winning team like the Colorado Whatever-Their-Name-Is
Couldn't bear the grind of sitting on his ass watching baseball another second
Looking to focus on managing his fantasy baseball team
Wants to go someplace more peaceful -- like Fallujah
5 million dollars a year -- how's the man supposed to live?
Doesn't want to be working when he's 90, like Letterman
Even Yogi Berra told him, "It's over"
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