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Monday, June 25, 2007

Top Ten Things Paris Hilton Will Miss About Prison
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Parasite-infested food makes it easy to stay slim
Showing up fashionably late to mess hall riots
Bartering with cigarettes helped math skills
Weird feeling of waking up without a hangover
Guards who look like Rosie O'Donnell
Working on her quads with the Latin Kings
The fake chihuahua she made out of mattress stuffing and prison bologna
Sitting in cell all day doing nothing instead of sitting at home all day doing nothing
Pretending solitary confinement is just a really, really exclusive nightclub
Good excuse for not returning Letterman's phone calls
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