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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering A $1,000 Pizza
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"Will they let me rent a pizza?"
"Does my bank offer pizza mortgages?"
"Can I afford the extra cheese?"
"Does blowing my kid's tuition on pizza make me a bad father?"
"If I don't order a $1,000 pizza, have the terrorists won?"
"Which would be a bigger waste -- this or a contribution to the Dennis Kucinich Presidential Campaign Fund?"
"Is there a discount if I order more than one?"
"What would Al Gore do?"
"How much for a large?"
"Only $1,000? What's the catch?"
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