DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Top Ten Signs You Are Not One Of The Most Fascinating People
Of 2006
You're 37, but you still answer the phone, "Hello, mommy?"
Only person who'll interview you is Barbara Walters'
nephew, Duane Walters
You spend your paycheck on strippers and Slim Jim's
Favorite topic of conversation? Thumbtacks
Al Gore told you to stop drinking on and on
Proudest day was when you unscrambled "dgo" in
the "Jumble"
Your catchphrase is "Can't, I'm allergic"
The public adores you -- "The public" being your
garage full of raccoons
You convened the Iraq study group to determine the state
of your underpants
You're in charge of onions at Taco Bell
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Only time you were on television, Maury told you,
"You are not the father!"
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Two-thirds of your day is spent in Battlestar
Gallactica chat rooms
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You're fascinated by a lame top ten list
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Your iPod only has the Regis Christmas CD
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
