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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
  
Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping
Your houseplant occasionally sneezes
Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across the street
Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out
You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance in an NSA Surveillance Video"
Your dishwasher functions are "Wash," "Rinse" and "Record"
Local news only reporting things that happen in your living room
Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"
You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house
Suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass
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