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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Top Ten Surprises In ABC's Bird Flu Movie (Presented By Britney Spears)
  
Thanks to sponsorship deal, flu is cured by delicious taste of Dr. Pepper
Humans attacked by pigeons with tire irons
20% of population comes down with less dangerous "bird hiccups"
Every time someone says, "chicken," all the characters chug a beer
Hilarious scene in which Leslie Nielsen confuses his Tamiflu with his Viagra
Every single person in the world ends up at General Hospital
The big villain? Larry Bird
Sad conclusion in which Charlie Brown puts a bullet in Woodstock
Hilarious scene where the guy playing President Bush actually solves the problem
Sole survivors Michael Jackson and Rosie O'Donnell are forced to repopulate the earth
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Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
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Join Tony for a holiday filled with turkey, gravy, more gravy and more!
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Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade
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November 28, 2008
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