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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win A Pulitzer Prize
Your op-ed pieces are all the same: Cookies Are Tasty
Only thing you wrote all year was a letter to CBS asking
not to cancel "Yes, Dear"
Your scathing report on plagiarism was copied from someone else
Last book signing was held at Jiffy Lube
Your novel is sold exclusively at windowless bookstores
along the interstate
You're the critic quoted in the ads for "Basic
Instinct 2"
You think fact-checking is for sissies
Instead of covering the United States-Iraq War, opted to
cover the war between 7-11 and Cumberland Farms
You're up against a New York Post reporter with a wallet
full of bribin' money
Sports section has Knicks in first place
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
