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Monday, April 10, 2006

Top Ten Signs Things Are Nuts At The New York Post
  
Today's headline? "Waffles Is Tasty"
Home deliveries now include something called a "Kickback Envelope"
Real estate section lists properties available in Islamabad
Film critic gave "Basic Instinct 2" four stars
Replaced "Garfield" with cheap Mexican knockoff "Senior Kitty"
88 pages, no punctuation
Every answer in crossword puzzle is "burrito"
They've actually started checking facts
Reporters are taking more bribes than Tom Delay
They predict the Knicks will win it all next year
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The adorable comic strip, "Osama the Menace"

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The editorial urges President Bush to show more skin at press conferences

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Articles make ample use of adjective "clammy"

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Ran a two page article yesterday on dangers of Y2K

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Latest issue's just a bunch of Xeroxed pages from USA Today

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