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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Top Ten Signs The Government Is Running Out Of Money
  
State dinners are at IHOP
Country renamed United States of Ditech.com
Had to fire Laura's sexy Dominican gardner
Witness protection program now issues informants a fake mustache
For ten bucks you can punch Rumsfeld in the stomach
Bush's awkward call to Mrs. Milosevich asking if he's in Slobodan's will
The original Constitution is on eBay
N.S.A. can only afford to tap phones during off-peak hours
Price of a stamp is now two grand
Cheney was spotted strolling into a bank carrying his 12-gauge
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