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Monday, November 21, 2005

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment
  
"Damn, Al-Queda"
"Am I that hungover?"
"Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy"
"It was easier to get out of the national guard"
"Hey, at least I didn't throw up like daddy"
"I just heard Oprah's going on Letterman"
"I know how to solve this problem - - tax cuts for the rich"
"I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting reelected"
"I need another five week vacation"
"Talk to Condi about invading China"
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