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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Top Ten Signs Indiana Jones Is Getting Old
Instead of fighting Nazis, he's now fighting high cholesterol
Chris C., Orlando, FL
Only goes on adventures that end by 4pm so he can make the Early Bird dinner special at Denny's
Ed G., Cumberland, MD
Last archeological dig was for his birth certificate
Don L., Cincinnati, OH
His adventure involves finding comfortable walking shoes
John S., Sacramento, CA
The whip has been replaced by a Medic Alert bracelet
Citizen S., Santa Monica, CA
The "holy grail" is his Social Security check
Brian S., Fairport, NY
Rather than run from a stone, he's trying to pass one
Paul K., North Conway, NH
Rode all the way to the Temple of Doom with his turn signal on
Chris S., Cranston, RI
Now only uses whip to get those damn kids off his lawn
Mark S., Albany, OR
In addition to temples and skulls, he's found an enlarged prostate
Phil D., Phoenix, AZ
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